Bread Face

The face a white person makes when passing somebody in the street.

Hey! Stop pulling that bread face and smile properly!

by igigig June 29, 2023

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven

Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist

by SyrisTV May 16, 2022

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

Bread

A non-binary term for a transitioning individual

"Hey, you want to catch some lunch at Panera Bread?"
"Who's Panera, and where are they having lunch?"

by CarbLover89 April 15, 2021

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023

Bread

Let’s get this...

Carson: Ay yo what we doin today
Jayden: Well Saturday’s are for the boys so we’re gonna get that bread

by BigSoup1122 October 6, 2018