Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

Alabama Gold Rush

When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.

Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.

by Bobguyawesome December 1, 2022

Alabama buttflood

The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick

She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.

by Buttflooder November 26, 2019

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.

by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014

Alabama triscuit

When two cousins preform oral and their dog licks the males buttocks to a point of climax.

“Man that’s an Alabama triscuit!”
“That Alabama triscuit was amazing last night babe.”

by A case of g and a November 14, 2019

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025