Michael Richards't

To get angry and start going all truthful on minorities and shit, yo.

Ryan - "Holy fuck, that cop called those black people niggers, and told then all to get jobs and get off the welfare"

Steve - "Poor coons, they got Michael Richards't by law enforcement of all people"

by Rygu December 6, 2006

Michael Jordan

The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!

Michael Jordan.

by Jordan Lover<3(: October 25, 2011

michael jordan

to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better

1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick

by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008

Michael Kors

Snorting ketamine while in molly to even out, enhance, and extend the high.

Ry: “we Michael Kors-ing at this party tonight?”
Am: “yessir. Popping the Michael around 11”

by Sailboatking September 29, 2018

Michael Jackson

The singer who went HEE HEE

Dude did you hear what Michael Jackson did to that kid?

by 420_guccigang_ April 19, 2019

Michael Jackson

A sex move where the male screeches "Hee Hee" after he's done.
Females can also participate by kicking a leg out and whispering "Shamone"

Girl- "Is that what you're in to?"
Boy- "No- But that's The Way You Make Me Feel, so lets do the Michael Jackson."

by TheGothicGoat October 24, 2018

Michael Phelps

The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.

Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!

by dianaispeachy October 17, 2008