a quarterback who backs up the statement, "THE ONLY IMPORTANT STATS ARE THE WIN AND LOSS COLUMNS." In his years at virginia tech and on the falcons, he is 53-13. hes not the best passer, but he more then makes up for it with his amazing running skills and the fear his abilities strike in opponents. opposing teams have had to change their defensive scheme to account for him. very similar to vince young, but youngs passing skills are far superior. but vick might be more of a threat to run. he does fumble too much, but besides that, he is a real leader who inspires his teamates and makes his whole team better. not only that, but he is a very genuine person, donating time and money to many boys clubs in the atlanta and newport news areas. he is also a very coachable player, who is eager to learn and improve his game.
by sbarker15 July 09, 2006
He gave me a Michael Jackson last night
by notdylanspack March 16, 2018
Ryan - "Holy fuck, that cop called those black people niggers, and told then all to get jobs and get off the welfare"
Steve - "Poor coons, they got Michael Richards't by law enforcement of all people"
Steve - "Poor coons, they got Michael Richards't by law enforcement of all people"
by Rygu December 04, 2006
The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!
Michael Jordan.
by Jordan Lover<3(: October 26, 2011
to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
by Harry Doerr July 11, 2008
A sex move where the male screeches "Hee Hee" after he's done.
Females can also participate by kicking a leg out and whispering "Shamone"
Females can also participate by kicking a leg out and whispering "Shamone"
Girl- "Is that what you're in to?"
Boy- "No- But that's The Way You Make Me Feel, so lets do the Michael Jackson."
Boy- "No- But that's The Way You Make Me Feel, so lets do the Michael Jackson."
by TheGothicGoat October 24, 2018
by 420_guccigang_ April 19, 2019