Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Willis

Taking a shit as soon as you get out of the shower.

I was late for my date, because I pulled a Willis and had to shower again.

by TrainerTim January 21, 2024

Willy

A person who constantly complains about me spelling his name incorrectly. ( I actually spell it correctly and he is legally retarded)

"That guy over there refuses to admit that I'm spelling his name correctly!"
"He's such a Willy"

by Pluh420 January 24, 2024

ice pick willy

A dildo made out of ice

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy

by 2gangster4u December 5, 2022

Weed Willy

When a man can’t stay hard due to being to stoned.

“Dude he was gonna fuck my ass but he had weed willy”

by Brucefromapple December 12, 2022

Chilly willy

When you have sex in snow you pull out and scoop some up with your penis on the way back into a woman's vagina

Last night I had sex outside in the snow and gave my girlfriend a chilly willy

by EvilArcher December 13, 2022

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022