emo me

When you ask a friend to send an email about their problems instead of whining to you in person.

Cierra: OMG! My life is so freakin' hard these days....I just want to go Taco Bell and just JUMP OFF!!!!

Gaby: Please. Why don't you just emo me about this instead, because I don't have time to listen to this, I have to check the latest John Mayer tweet.

by MamaJama79 February 11, 2010

me-way

Another term for masturbation. Instead of a three-way, you have a "me-way".

That chick is so ugly I'd rather just grab the lotion and have a me-way.

by RockWey March 4, 2012

Fight me

Used when you have an opinion that you will stand by no matter what, and that you'll fight someone about.

"Blue is better than red, fight me."

by AstroIsOffline August 28, 2021

corrupt me

The definition of "Corrupt Me" is an alternate way of saying "ruin me" or "degrade me" In terms of wanting someone or something to have their "fun" with you

Timothy: Give me a chance baby, and I'll show you how badly I can corrupt you~

Eli: I will give you one chance to corrupt me, you better make it worth it~

Timothy: I'll corrupt you beyond your wildest desires, your word is my command.

by McSpinack May 19, 2023

Haha me

A term that's similar to mood except it's put on people and situations and objects instead of just situations

*sees a trashcan*

James: haha me

by >:)))))) October 18, 2019

Me-TV

The television channel that your old ass grandparents watch every single night.

My grandma was watching Me-TV again last night.

by Othy, Him October 29, 2022

!remove me

When you're talking with a group of friends but then it's starting to turn towards some ugly stuff (like 2 girls 1 cup).

Person 1: hey what did you say to John? he used "!remove me"
Person 2: that I found a porno of his mom.
Person 1: ew, gross dude don't tell stuff like that.

by TheRapist27 November 10, 2017