If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
by anonymous May 5, 2025

Friend: Are you taking a shit?
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 27, 2018

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*
Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

by Someonesfunnierthanme October 28, 2019

A dance move where someone brings back one of their hands, raises the opposite knee and 'whips' their arm forward as if one was driving a car.
by Ashstache July 17, 2016
