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Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
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Dabbing,whip and nae naeing

Dabbing,whip and nae naeing is cringe and died 293749384938 million years ago.
Dabbing,whip and nae naeing is cringeworthy.
by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 27, 2018
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Hair Whip

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017
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whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds
"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"
by swag9001 June 15, 2024
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Titty whipped

When someone replies with what to deny your question without being held responsible for such action
Me: Give me your credit card number

Them: what

Me: did I just get titty whipped ?
by Someonesfunnierthanme October 28, 2019
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Whip

A dance move where someone brings back one of their hands, raises the opposite knee and 'whips' their arm forward as if one was driving a car.
Damn did you say Daniel hit that whip?

He's such a good dancer!
by Ashstache July 17, 2016
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