Regional New England insult.
Not a synonym for “asshole”, or any other anatomically-based derogatory term.
A “touchhole” in actuality, is part of the design of cannons, involved in ignition.
People who are “touchholes” are irritable and easy to “set off”.
“That guy goes apeshit at the drop of a hat. He’s a Grade-A touchhole.”
When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit
Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"