Chrissy Chris

A definition of a crack head. Wakes up to the thought of crack and doesn't think twice about eating, not even a bit of a sandwich. You could tell this by the way he could fit through anything, even a tiny gap in your window, like a mouse- searching for dat cheese! Steals most of your belongings - even if its worth fuck all a crack head on the street will probably buy it for a toke!

' Oh that Chrissy Chris used to be such a nice guy, he's now just a full on crack head' Chrissy Chris,Crack Head Tea Leaf Skin and Bones Comes as a 'pack' Homeliness

'Oh that Chris, what a great selection of friends he has, they come as a pack (a pack of crack)'

by Ruder_dan_dem March 27, 2015

chris Brown You

When a man/woman beats their significant other senseless and bites multiple chunks out of them and then flees the scene.

When your girl acts up, you tell her "Im gonna Chris Brown You!"

by Weazy89 February 25, 2009

Chris Angel Fuck

When fucking a girl from behind you pull out and your buddy takes your place. Then while your buddy is fucking her, you get dressed, go outside and wave to her through the window

Last night me and tommy Chris Angel Fucked that bitch. Mindfreak!

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money September 8, 2010

The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

by The Big G June 21, 2004

Chris Brown You

Domestic Violence, To Hit Your Spouse/Girlfriend Physically Aka A Women Beater

If You Keep Hiding Secrets From Me Girl I'ma "Chris Brown You"
Same As "I'm a beat you down".

by Malakidagod March 22, 2009

Chris Brown her

1. A man putting street fighter moves on his woman
2. A man kicking his woman's ass

Male Friend - "Hey man, why is your girl all up on dude on the dance floor over there?"
Guy - "She's acting out, I'm gonna Chris Brown her ass when we get home!"

by Natasha0519 March 10, 2009

Doing a Chris Benoit

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.

Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018