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Matthew Shields

A man with a chode
Oh hey Matthew Shields
“Sup, I got a chode”
by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
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Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others
Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day
by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
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Matthew

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Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
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Matthew

Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat
by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020
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Matthew

Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy
Did you see Matthew omg
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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