Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Breaking the Honey Pot

loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry

"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"

by fhomas December 4, 2020

Break

A word used mostly in Trinidad & Tobago, it means "To ejaculate during sexual intercourse"

"This pu_ _y feels so good, I'm about to break"

by MrLix March 8, 2021

Breaking Jack

A tv show that's Breaking Bad but it's Jack

I watched the episode of Breaking Jack after Better Call Benji last night.

by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022

Breaking

Prostitution, selling your body, physical sex work. (Not online, in real life)

I'm getting ready to go breaking tonight.

I did my makeup and hair so I can go breaking.

I'm going to do some breaking so I have extra cash.

by TrapHouseQueen February 23, 2025

AARPee Break

One of a frequent amount of urinations required once you have attained a certain age.

Overheard on a chairlift from one old geezer snowboarder to his buddy: “The lodge is too far away. Next run, I’m going to take my AARPee Break in the trees.”

by RufusAurelius June 12, 2024

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike

P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

by Gbbfjdjdejrnr March 31, 2024