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I Talk Fortnite

A virgin who talks about Fortnite.
Hey YouTube, it's I Talk Fortnite, and welcome to another video.
by AwfulJokes September 29, 2020
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Talk Shit, Get Hit

A phrase that basiclly means if you piss someone of then they'll tear your fuckin face up with brass knuckles.

The phrase 'Talk Trash, Get Brass' has the same concept.
It's pretty self explainitory so, sorry, no example for Talk Shit, Get Hit or Talk Trash, Get Brass
by $hannon July 7, 2007
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murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.
murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???
by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003
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talk a scotsman out of a penny

To be good at talking and indeed at convincing people to do your bidding through verbal means. Akin to the expression - "sell ice to the eskimos".

Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.
John: Wow that Henry certainly has a way with words...

Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.
by Kenwyne Jones May 3, 2010
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Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.
Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
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talking out of your head

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.
You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.
by PuterMedic April 23, 2009
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talking with his dick out

chatting shit. basically talking aload of rubbish
it was obvious he was lying. he's always talking with his dick out.
by Annette18 August 17, 2008
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