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fettucine-in-a-taco 

Looking for evidence by going undercover inside a woman's vagina that you wouldn't otherwise go into.
My friend wanted to know if his woman was cheating on him, so I fettucine-in-a-taco-ed her to find out.
fettucine-in-a-taco by Beta Fippel December 30, 2008

taco hole 

A faux insult that sounds offensive. Also a taco shaped hole.
A.) Dont squirt me with the hose, you taco hole!

B.) Look at that taco hole, my taco fits perfectly.
taco hole by B429 February 7, 2009

Taco Mask 

Eatting a girl out with her legs wrapped around your head.
I'd like to wear her like a taco mask.
Taco Mask by "Strictly" BadBoy September 22, 2005

Taco Knocker 

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.

taco bean dip 

the act of placings ones testicles into the vaginal opening.
man: how much for a taco bean dip?
hooker: 50 bucks
man: ok lets go.

taco bell meat 

Vile, disgusting "food" that Taco Bell gives to their customers. They start with 100% USDA graded meat, not approved, and end with spin off of real Mexican food, which contains a various assortment of things including sand, isolated oat product, 36% beef, and beef filling. Enjoy drunks, potheads, and idiots who enjoy Taco Bell on a regular basis.
Man,you know what tastes great at 3am after you've been drinking. Jack in Box, but shit that's too healthy lets go to Taco Bell and watch them turn that taco bell meat in to delicious, diarrhea inflicting crap.