Sausage Wallet

I invented the word a while ago whilst me and my friends were

toking on a doob, it is used to describe someones vagina or to insult someone.

Oooh, You've got a nice sausage wallet.
Shut up you fucking sausage wallet.

by Dante96 November 20, 2011

Dennie's sausages

A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.

I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!

by Boris_the_Bass January 31, 2011

Spanish Sausage

When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.

Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.

by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024

Pembroke sausage

Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.

Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.

by Ecdad July 08, 2018

Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 01, 2020

sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.

You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true

by May 22, 2022

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird March 30, 2016