bitch don't touch me you will be harmed. Basically meaning get THE FUCK AWAY especially good friends because they will slap you the hardest. Like my friend Jordan for example, she wont stop slapping me so i say I will slap you bitch!!!!

So this word means if you see that girl/s that said that get the fuck away emideitly if you barely know the person!!!! so in cases like a friend you say If you touch me I will fucking slap you bitch!!!!!i will slap you bitch!!!!

I will slap you bitch by I will slap you bitch October 12, 2018

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Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

Running fuck slap by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

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Double Jump Slap

Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.

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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".

Double Jump Slap by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019

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Scoop and slap

A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).

‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’

Scoop and slap by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021

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