Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013

Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).

"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."

by Matthew End March 16, 2013

Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013

Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session

The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.

by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013

Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013