dead-ringer

a fake which looks just like the real thing

When two people look the same you might say:

Dave is a dead ringer for bob!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

purple ringer

psilocybin cubensis mushroom, a hallucinogenic drug used to reach total euphoria found in cow pastures in many parts of southeastern united states, most commonly found in southwest florida

purple ringer, shroom, mushroom, magic mushroom

by Ryan M.O July 7, 2006

rest rings

the area of a long turd where one has paused in the course of backing one out, with the resultant buttockal cheek/anal clench forming a slight indentation in the turd. The indented area is known as a rest ring.

Holy fuck - did you see Shaniqua's dump? She had three rest rings on it!

by Jarome October 24, 2005

Bell-Ringer

A hit of crack cocaine that is particularly strong. Commonly regarded as the 'holy grail' of rock smoking. This often results in a ringing of the ears, hence the term.

The intense feelings of euphoria, well-being, godliness, and ultimate satisfaction are often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, sudden bowel movements, hallucinations, and paranoia.

Fun Fact: A hit that leaves one with poo in their pants is highly esteemed in some crack circles.

"I am going to load up a shitload for this next blast. I need a fuckin' bell-ringer son!"

"After I have smoked for a few days I find it impossible to achieve a bell-ringer."

"Don't run your mouth while I am in the middle of a god damn bell-ringer, god damnit."

by jasonaellisd March 9, 2010

Ringtone Rapper

A recording artist whose marketing strategies have de-emphasized the use of creative storytelling and clever rhymes in favor of duplicating the success of "what is hot" hence creating a lack of variety for selling singles as ringtones.

A recording artist who has drained credibility and creativity out of a once-vibrant genre of music with emphasis on "gangsta" attitudes, explicit lyrics, tales of street life and conspicuous consumption. The audience of which is now educated as to such lifestyles and has grown weary to the culture of the rap industry's use of such lifestyles throughout the years for commercialism.

A ringtone rapper sells more ringtones than copies of albums.

by H Paul August 31, 2007

ringmeat

anus,asshole,rosebud,shitpit, gateway to mustard road ,bowneye. where the poop comes out. the last sphincter of the gastrointestinal system.

Her ringmeat was so tight around his finger he was almost afraid to replace it with his schlong

by chris anonymous March 20, 2008

ringtone artists

Any artist that creates a song whose general spirit, intent and meaning can be gathered from its ringtone clip.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.

Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.

Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.

Have you heard Soulja Boy's Tell 'Em? Yeah, he's just another one of those ringtone artists.

Can substitute:
Rihanna

Fergie

T-pain

Kenny Loggins

by Joe Procita October 31, 2007