Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 16, 2013

awa phone call

Teacher is going to call home

If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome

by allisonq_3 November 26, 2018

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 05, 2017

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh

android phones belong in the 🗑️

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.

Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!

by Burnsssss October 28, 2008

phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 04, 2021