National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Short staffed 69

A short boy who love trump a d is short and is redneck and is short and is not thicc and is short

A short staffed 69 is short

by Sadly not big June 21, 2022

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.

'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'

by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007

Short armed

A term used during welding of pipe and one welder doesn’t weld to the 6 o’clock position

Bennett “ look at that weld Argyle , Steven has short armed me again ffs “

by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021

Short

Short people who are under 6 foot and a bunch of hairy retards that don’t wash their vaginas and are ugly pieces of shit.

Please for the love of god short people clean your selfs you ugly fucks.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017