Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

shootaki mushrooms

A replacement for any curse word.

"You are a shootaki mushroom!"
Shootaki mushrooms

by Chubbylubby January 30, 2018

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke May 9, 2018

Lily Mushlin

A girl who likes turtles and monkeys. A very strange person and might be from space.

Wow! Thats a strange person! Must be a Lily Mushlin

by Fufu2724 March 5, 2018

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 12, 2018