derrogitory term for a black person
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Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008
Get the Da Monkey mug.After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009
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Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.
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