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Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
Matt is such a sweet person
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
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mahthin

names of niggas who think they "literally ryan gosling", and they tell everyone to not talk about ***** ****. everytime they listen to a tiktok sound they think they in some ryan renolds edit. shitty personality aside mahthins are hot as fuck
look at the reels his mahthin ahh is liking
by abdulgyatt November 21, 2023
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Mahtasim

"Virtuous,chaste,modest & pious".He is a man of dignity.Mahtasim is actually sedulous and eristic who would challenge you at anything.He secretly is a telepathist and reads you easily.You can rely on him in risky situations since he makes sensible decisions very quickly.He may act to promote someone else's welfare, even at a risk or cost to himself for his altruitism & genorous.
His name is Mahtasim
by Mahtasim November 23, 2023
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Matt Sayle

A person who stalks, harasses, and defames others online due to their frustration with their own sad life.
Did you hear about that guy in Georgia who caused that girl to commit suicide because he posted her mugshot for a false accusation everywhere online? What a total Matt Sayle.
by MrGuyDudeMan November 26, 2023
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Mahatma's Revenge

Traveller's diarrhea obtained while travelling in the Indian Subcontinent.

May also refer to diarrhea that inevitably occurs from eating Indian food in the rest of the world.

See Montezuma's Revenge for its Mexican Equivalent.
"Mom wanted to enjoy her vacation in Goa , but she spent most of her trip sharting over a hole in the ground, a victim of Mahatma's Revenge."

"I used to love eating from the buffet at Taj Palace, but every time I go there I get Mahatma's Revenge, and I end up projectile diarrheaing my rogan josh and saag paneer all over the bedspread."
by Greasers Stay Gold February 12, 2024
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Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024
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Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
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