american money 

baseball cards with slave owners on them
-Dave chappelle

our "american money" looks like baseball cards with slave owners on em

american money by da_him March 6, 2009

Spider money shot 

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.

PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

Spider money shot by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010

put your money away 

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

put your money away by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Rocking Chair Money 

When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.

Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?

Rocking Chair Money by Draculascigarette December 9, 2010

tj money 

also known as tj gimme money this poor african american individual does not know who is daddy is. tj has been on welfare ever since joe seward took his first bite of food. tj has a slight obsession for online arguing even tho all his insults are "white trash". tj may only act to be ur friend so u let him in your house to steal stuff from shoe laces to big screen t.v's.

o shit man i just got robbed by that nasty nigger, tj money!

tj money by martin luther king January 16, 2008

so money 

A snooty "liberal elite" type of person says this when he thinks something is "cool, hip, awesome or suave". Like when he cuts you off in his new BMW while you are driving in your old beat up Chevy. Biff would say to Chaz...."That was so money!"

When people say "That was so money", it makes the person who said it look like a "phony" who's trying too hard to use modern, new slang.

I like your new place. It's so money." "I like the way you told that guy off. That was so money.

so money by Melvin T January 10, 2011

Nigger Money 

Nigger Money is any paper denomination of currency that has been balled up, stained, torn, crumpled up, and/or all of the above. In the USA this is normally found in the form of $1, $5 and occasionally $10 bills. They are most often in the possession of niggers, white trash, trailer trash, illegals, and scumbags. Rarely seen in $20, $50 and $100 bill forms due to the fact that none of the above have JOBS.

Also as "Jungle Bunny Money"

A trip to the beer distributor:

Nigger: Need some Colt 45 and some Old English 40s dawg

Cashier: That will be $29.50

(Nigger: Throw $1's and $5's of Nigger Money on the counter)
(Cashier: Damn it, what a mess. Now I have to unfold this stinky shit and count it out. Stupid Nigger Money, Fuck my life.)

Nigger Money by KeepinItReal99 December 27, 2015