Hittin lights

Taking the light that turns green as you approach an intersection.

Why’d you turn left? We need to go straight!
I’m just hittin lights cuh, quit being a square

by JasonW316 September 2, 2023

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

bright light fright

Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.

Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!

by Ampresandman December 27, 2011

Light

Everything’s perfect & going your way

Good things are happening & lifting you up

I have no problems, i’m feeling good i’m bozzeld n faded fham. I just feel light nothing holding me down

by James jewel May 20, 2019

Light hour

Anywhere from 20-40 minutes.

I’m gonna go to the spa for a light hour

by Grant Scott Hansen October 21, 2025

stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

Red Frame White Light

Red frame white light
Six three two three double 'O' three
Red frame white light
Telephone box
Red on gray
Red frame white light
You have a gray book
On a metal shelf
Red frame white light
Numbered calls
Selected places
Red frame white light
Six three two three double 'O' three
Red frame white light
Telephone calls
Black and white

Red frame white light
You have a yellow book
With adverts
Red frame white light
Telephone box
Red on gray
Red frame white light
Six three two three double 'O' three

by Death Menace May 12, 2023