Has a thumb sized head. Usually cries when someone mentions a thumb war. Loves cotton candy ice cream and cookies.
1)I just met the best guy ever!
2)Omg! Describe Him!
1)He has a thumb sized head and loves ice cream and cookies!
2)Lemme guess is his name kyle fay?
2)Omg! Describe Him!
1)He has a thumb sized head and loves ice cream and cookies!
2)Lemme guess is his name kyle fay?
by Barack Obama1 February 23, 2019

Synaya's handsome, amazing, sweet, loving, kind, caring, gentle, beautiful, gorgeous, smart, perfect, adorable, cute boyfriend ( the list goes on )
by Babypluto July 19, 2024

by Nah Bro Its Just Will June 1, 2019

by Coolmathgames_69 February 21, 2024

Kyle is a the edgiest snek ever and be careful not to step on a faucet of passion around him because you may actually die
Don’t even think about crossing his path because he is always a knight in shinning armor
Don’t even think about crossing his path because he is always a knight in shinning armor
by I am Pedro always August 10, 2021

Kyle Mirren is a very underrated Youtuber who can run 5 miles in 6 minutes even though he ways over 400KG.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
by Garry Oniel March 23, 2020

Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.
Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle
by EveryNormalNameIsTakenAlready June 21, 2020
