john and chris 

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

john and chris by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

john inman

Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.

My boyfriend is such a John Inman

john inman by Urben Dictionary December 7, 2017

John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

John Wilkes Booth by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018

John Allen 

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.

"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."

John Allen by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020

John Spead 

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

John Spead by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021

John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.

He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.

John Travolta by sagzag February 4, 2004

John Denver syndrome 

John Denver syndrome is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to Sonny Bono disease, but with Muppets.

Did you hear that Winchester died of John Denver syndrome? He drank Bordeaux until his final breath.

John Denver syndrome by Eptin October 20, 2007