The JetBlue Game

The airline company where some local people fly with… The Experience points are crap and the tickets for flights, increase for 5 months until the end of the year… So bullshit! and a bunch of money!! The Jets wore out every day & night, when we’re ready for takeoff…

Alright kids!, The JetBlue Game is offering us two free flights to Hawaii!!!

Older Kids: That’s a scam, why does JetBlue fuck with the Airport Service,

What the shit???

Pilots at the Airport: The JetBlue Game just got real, and will never get to the breaking point and the ticket prices are increasing every month so it’s a must, VOTE FOR JETBLUE!!!
Stranger (yelling in distance): More like JetPoo!!
Strangers friend: Southwest and Spirit are better for both sides, bro!!!

by Djpandawubs May 12, 2023

Fighter Jets

The game played in all male locker rooms, where you chase around your friends and jizz on their legs to get them out.

Wanna play fighter jets?
You know you're going to lose.
Thats how I like it.

by BIGGERST DICKERST September 22, 2023

mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .

That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..

by Peepcreep February 9, 2024

Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.

I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.

by Zach Walters February 16, 2024

Gabi jetblackwingslover

describes the coolest person on this planet

wowie i sure do love gabi jetblackwingsloveri!!!!

by Mcpatches May 2, 2024

hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.

Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?

by Daybit May 18, 2024

Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.

Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."

by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024