The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Get the Jakemug. by Anzade February 14, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
Get the Jake Gardnermug. jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018
Get the jakemug. by boom_boom3621 May 24, 2022
Get the Jake paulmug.