by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan will whoop your ass in fortnite. His ethnic descent comes from a long ancestral cult called ‘GOAT’. Taking this into consideration, he is usually referred to as a goat by his friends and family. Jordan’s are very rare, so if you do have a Jordan in your life, protect him and respect him.
Fortnite gamer: yo, who’s that goat running at us with a rocket launcher??.?
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !
by Damien Harbotleswith April 4, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a person that would most likely to hurt a Down syndrome person for no reason,Jordan also is the person to have no friends and be home schooled there by Jordan’s have no soul
by ToesKrustIsYummy January 11, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by JayTayHay November 9, 2023
Get the Jordan Taylormug. Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!
Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP
by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020
Get the Jordan 2024mug. A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
Get the Jordan Mattermug. Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.