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paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions
by D.b.E.e.Z.Y April 9, 2017
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wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.
"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."
by Betty white125 January 16, 2018
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Wood

A backwoods cigar. Sometimes its can be filled with marijuana or other substances.
Tyrone - I'm gonna go smoke wood with my niggas down the block
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
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wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.
I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.
by Medfordscum January 31, 2017
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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*
by Potential Man April 16, 2024
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Emma Woods

She is most likely married to someone named Jonas woods they both love each other and they would die for each other they have been married for 25 years and still married and Emma is a is a singer and Jonas is a NFL player
Jonas: good morning cutie

Emma Woods good morning baby I love you
by Parker the man March 15, 2022
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