porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

weed

Something you yell in the middle of class when its quiet in attempt to be funny

weed!!!!!!!!

by gaglie boyi September 23, 2019

weed stash

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

by kissmysparkles November 7, 2012

Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.

Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.

by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025