Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

Pasketi Car Burner

The forbidden spaghetti.

Please don't eat the pasketi car burner, it's forbidden!

by DemilSpotify March 1, 2023

Basic bitch car

Chevy cruze, toyota camry, Nissan Altima are all basic bitch cars

Man I own a basic bitch car

by SGTV January 2, 2021

Die-in-a-car hot

Used to describe a person who is so good looking you would have sex with them in a car even if it meant dying immediately afterwards.

"She's hot."

"Yeah but she's not die-in-a-car hot,"

by DDoig1 August 27, 2019

Car go boom

When a car explodes in such a stupid manner that you can’t help but laugh and perhaps record it.

Hey Brayden did you see that Car go boom?

by JustAToastr December 4, 2022

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020