Theory of All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The formal sociological and epistemological principle that because human knowledge is vast and fragmented, and because all narratives require selection, any political, ideological, or marketing campaign can and will build its case on a foundation of carefully chosen, verifiable facts. The theory states that the battle is never over "facts vs. lies," but over which curated subset of facts achieves cultural dominance and gets woven into the accepted story. Truth becomes a matter of narrative victory, not just verification.

Example: The Theory of All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable explains how two historians can both use authentic archives to "prove" diametrically opposed views of an empire—one highlighting its architectural achievements (cherry-picked facts of grandeur), the other its slave ledgers (cherry-picked facts of brutality). Both are factual, but the chosen narrative defines the "truth."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
Texan PB&J Factory

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Absolute and Relative Facts

A distinction between facts that hold independently of any perspective or context, and facts that are true only within a specific framework. Absolute Facts are the ones everyone must accept regardless of their beliefs: water is H2O, gravity exists, you were born on a specific date. Relative Facts are true relative to a particular system: the fact that "this painting is beautiful" is true relative to your aesthetic framework but not universally; the fact that "this move is illegal" is true relative to the rules of chess. The trouble starts when people treat Relative Facts as Absolute, or deny Absolute Facts because they conflict with their Relative framework.

Absolute and Relative Facts "He keeps saying his 'facts' are different from my 'facts.' But gravity is an Absolute Fact—it doesn't care about your perspective. Whether this painting is 'good' is a Relative Fact, and we can disagree without one of us being wrong about reality."

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Theory of Constructed Facts

The position that facts are not simply discovered features of reality but are built through scientific, legal, and social practices. A fact is a claim that has been stabilized—tested, validated, accepted, and made to stick. This doesn't mean facts aren't real—it means their reality is achieved, not given. The Theory of Constructed Facts studies how facts are made: the work required to establish them, the controversies they survive, the infrastructure that supports them, the communities that maintain them. Facts are real, but reality doesn't come pre-fact-ed.

"You think 'climate change is real' is just a fact that was always there? Theory of Constructed Facts says: it took thousands of scientists, decades of research, satellites, models, debates, and reports to construct that fact. It's real because it was built—and the building is ongoing."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025

Plunging the poo poo factory

A definition for rough anal sex

I was plunging the poo poo factory yesterday night

by Josephwildjojo July 31, 2025