comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011

dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

dead man on campus

Originiating from the movie of the same name. The idea is that if one's roommate at college were to suddenly die then that other person would get straight a's for the rest of the school year. For one can't seriously be thought to continue on with there studies if they are mourning the death of their roommate.

Movie = Dead Man on Campus

by random_knowledge July 13, 2007

dead head

burnt out followers of the band the Greateful Dead.

Question.
how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer
they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years.

damb im glad he is dead

by nightdrive January 9, 2008

Drop dead money

The term comes from a character in the James Clavell novel, “Taipan”. A character in that novel, a lady executive has the objective to have “drop dead money”. The “drop dead money” is that amount of money that she calculates she needs so that she would have the freedom and the luxury to tell anyone to “drop dead” without worrying about her financial security.

To accumulate this “drop dead” money she had been working hard for a businessman who had promised her a bonus equivalent to the “drop dead money” if she could pull off a successful acquisition.

by Rudy Martini August 14, 2010

Dead week

A term used to describe the time between the last finals of Yale and the official Commencement activities. As tradition in recent generations, graduating seniors travel during this time (especially to Myrtle Beach, SC). Other underclassmen participating or working for graduation all move to Old Campus housing. There are no planed events and thus they must just wait for Dead Week to end and graduation to start (the YPMB is famous for having a film festival with each class making a film during Dead Week--including a Junior feature length film--that is screened at the end of Dead Week).

Yalie K: "I am so excited to just party and do nothing during Dead Week."

Yalie T: "I am too but know that I will be freaking out about finishing papers that I could not get done."

Yalie K: "You are stupid! Dead Week is when you are done with school and can just day drink at Yale."

by trbele October 27, 2012

Dead man walking

An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.

I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.

by hot-sauce October 31, 2006