air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.

We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.

by Cheo R September 24, 2022

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Punta Cana

A tropical town in the Dominican Republic that is located on the eastern part of the Dominican Republic. It's mainly a resort town for tourists and visitors.

Bobby: I've been to Punta Cana before.
Tiny Timmy: Oh WhAt WaS iT lIkE?
Bobby: mm yes very nice

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023

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communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.

Communist canada will never be the same ;(

by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 1, 2023

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Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

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