California Caddie

When your homie holds the tissue for you when you nut

Yo man could you be my California Caddie tonight?

by Cohen G January 27, 2026

California fault line

When you break up with someone in Los Angeles and tell everyone it’s been over for over a year.

Mia Goth just “California fault line” Shia.

by uhurmom February 17, 2026

California

Like unjust

They with you but same time they not it's like Deatrice just or california

by Coalmining49 March 22, 2026

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

California lung butter

When a man’s genitals are fully inserted into an esophagus and ejaculation occurs into the respiratory system.

Took her home and gave her the ol’ California lung butter

by Gnatnoop February 15, 2025

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025