calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.
"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
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