calf locked.

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

by good attention September 2, 2013

Cali

A cunt fuck

Cali is bad

by Rapmondeantbrl April 13, 2018

curvy calfee

a usually vulumptuous and curvy man, that has the perfect combination of chunk and funk

Mmm Curvy Calfee is lookin extra chunky and delicious today!

by NOTHIN BUT CHUNK December 3, 2007

top caliba

A person who is a top caliba or caliber individual, a big tyma, a big styla, a allround big fish, ya get me

kid1:whats up top caliba?
kid2:chillin,cool

by certified.paki1 June 23, 2008

Califano

Kid who likes to not use sarcasm much. Often found at home scamming friends out of money and pasting pictures of peoples heads on gay porn.

see Autism DS

Man you are such a Califano
You are a Dope Ass White Califano
I don't think people in texas have Califano

by L2D April 22, 2005

California Wildfire

When you have sex with a girl, and after you finish you light her on fire.

I was banging this chick last night, and as soon as I was done, I California Wildfire'd her ass

by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

califorina sunrise

when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.

ill piss in your mouth(califorina sunrise)

by pouch monkey for life April 9, 2010