homozygous recessive birthday bash smash

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.

“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”

by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018

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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

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Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018

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East Coast Birthday

An extended and over the top birthday celebration common among the upper echelon east coast white girl.

Becky: Are you going to Lisa’s birthday party?
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland

Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday

by DoctaJFIVE September 23, 2019

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