Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid

Tolstoys beard is in my potato salad… gross

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

ginger beard

when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !

Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!

Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!

by Fagfromhell May 18, 2023

Golden Bearded Eggroll

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".

The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll

by Jolene69 June 16, 2023

charcuterie beard

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.

He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.

by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023

Tre Beard

THE best 3 pointer shooter in history.
The himmiest of all time
THE GOAT
THE RIZZ GOD

“I wish I could be like Tre Beard”

by TreBeardfan February 1, 2024

Harley beard

“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be

Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023

Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.

I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.

by anonymous February 18, 2024