anal spiral 

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

anal spiral by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015

Anal trombone 

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

Anal trombone by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015

Anal fit 

When a girl is so fit boys would do anal with them

'God she is anal fit man!'

Anal fit by Paddyvibes August 15, 2015

Anal Dredge

The fecal matter found in the ass crack of the human species. This is often a warm mixture of toilet paper, cotton shedding or other ass shrapnel that may become lodged along the length of the ass crack.

I went to slap my old lady on the ass but hit her ass crack instead, and when I pulled my hand away I had anal dredge on my finger.

Anal Dredge by KillBillLA August 17, 2015

anal ghost 

When the anus continues gaping long after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, she was gaping for hours.
Max: Dude, that's pretty fucked up.

anal ghost by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

anal retardation 

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

anal retardation by Perakee April 18, 2016

anal nugget 

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

anal nugget by Lyzard September 6, 2016