White boi J 

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)

Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

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Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”

White boi J by Unknown marsupial November 25, 2021

Money Hoe 

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.

Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.

Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023

Godsome 

1) Can be used interchangeably with the word" awesome".
2) Also refers to how "godly" and kind someone is.

1)Peter: Dudeeee, I got a 2400 AND I won the lottery!
Austin: Whoaaa that's Godsome!

2)Austin: Wow that guy is so Godsome.
Peter: I know man, he always helps people with homework, drives people around, and buys food for the homeless.

Godsome by gniy.nitsua December 17, 2008

Red Bagging 

The act of jerking off whereas both balls and cock are in one single grip. This results in the balls protruding forward and the scrotum running along the shaft of the penis. The length of the stroke is restricted only by the elasticity of the sack.

"Old man balls are ideal for Red Bagging", said Loyko.

Red Bagging by Krenek October 18, 2012

Bully Maguire 

The strongest being in the whole universe. He goes through all parallel universes to bully the best of those worlds.

Thanos- I’m inevitable.
Bully Maguire- I miss the part where that’s my problem.
PROCEEDS TO SNAP

Bully Maguire by Rafdor June 6, 2021

New Year's diet 

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

New Year's diet by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014