After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
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by Zoey Ann Archy September 18, 2023
Get the fluff my bunny mug.(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.
“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”
“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”
“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”
“Look over there, it’s my son!’
“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”
“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”
“Look over there, it’s my son!’
by Misghelli September 19, 2023
Get the My Son mug.Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"
Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"
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Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"
Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE
Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"
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Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"
Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE
by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023
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Get the 20 eggs often my dinner mug.Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 20, 2023
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Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker
(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker
(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.
Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023
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