A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

Man, Jake is a dick cheater!

by _jakedasnake June 4, 2018

Dick N Dash

When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.

Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.

by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020

Dick Move

When you like something that you want to buy, but you don't like it a enough to pay for it yourself.

" I want to get this water bottle, but I don't like it enough to pay for it my self."

"bro that's a DICK MOVE."

by LV TV July 31, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Dick dashing

Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you

These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week

by The Ru October 14, 2022