revamp dick

God like dick, a type so godly and divintized even goddesses them selves can’t fully handle its power. Only true bearers of the dark side can consume and/or withsatand this type of power. Power sent down from the deity Charles himself. Beware of this power!

Suzan: Girl I just had some revamp dick!
Rebecca: wtf! How are you alive? I want some.

by Gucci_C January 14, 2019

dick

you !!

you are a massive dick !

by livesos April 18, 2019

Lop Ass Dick

A person that nobody wants around.

Someone who just can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Jake and his mustache don’t want “Lop Ass Dicks” on his team of All stars.

by Man with too much time March 11, 2021

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.

Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.

by JJBravo June 19, 2024

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

National Dick pic day

Happens on March 10th

on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis

„Hey babe u know what today is ?“
„No“
„National Dick pic day“
„Ok“ (sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023