The retarded way to refer to someone from the united states.
Nobody cares that your country thinks its one continent, it is usually specified 90% of the time what "american" refers to
There is a word in spanish for it which is perfectly fine but considering that in modern english "american" typically refers to nationals of the united states.
We don't call you "czech republicans" for a reason dipshit
Nobody cares that your country thinks its one continent, it is usually specified 90% of the time what "american" refers to
There is a word in spanish for it which is perfectly fine but considering that in modern english "american" typically refers to nationals of the united states.
We don't call you "czech republicans" for a reason dipshit
Illiterate dumbass: Ummm actually the word is United Statian because the word american refers to anything of the americas!
Other dude: Shut up
Other dude: Shut up
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 15, 2023
Get the United Statianmug. A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
Get the Manchester Unitedmug. Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL
Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.
Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.
Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit
Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)
Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation
Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL
Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.
Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.
Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit
Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)
Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation
Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death
by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025
Get the Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) [300lbs]mug. An absolute load human. Body is usually shaped like a rectangle with rounded corners. A complete tank
Pete exclaimed "You can always can count on a unit sighting while at Mcdiesels" while observing passersby in the drive thru.
by DupeDiesel8 May 28, 2018
Get the Unitmug. Term for the UK, employed by truck drivers who are being delayed for days on end trying to deal with all the new customs paper work, Kent Access Permits etc. caused by brexit.
I've been fucked about for two days in United Whoredom. Now the best thing: I arrived in Germany, it took 15 minutes".
by currywuss January 18, 2021
Get the United Whoredommug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Inidividuals Pleading In THe United States Of AMerica Is Finny<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by mousefuefire April 8, 2023
Get the Unitmug.