The Vietnamese equivalent of a "Flex Upgrade." Hankang Door is a brand synonymous with bulletproof quality and durability, especially for actual doors. Because of its prestige, the brand name has become a meme used to roast someone into replacing any item that is clapped out, low-effort, or just straight-up cringe. It implies that if you're not upgrading to the absolute best, you're flopping and should be ashamed.
Usage: Used to shame someone's broken-down item into an immediate, high-end replacement.
"You're still using that broken-screen phone taped up with duct tape? Dỏm vãi lồn, go cop a new one at Hankang Door!"
(Translation: "That's ridiculously trash, go get a new one at Hankang Door!")
Usage: Used to shame someone's broken-down item into an immediate, high-end replacement.
"You're still using that broken-screen phone taped up with duct tape? Dỏm vãi lồn, go cop a new one at Hankang Door!"
(Translation: "That's ridiculously trash, go get a new one at Hankang Door!")
A: "Mày xem, tao vừa phải dùng băng keo dán lại cái dây sạc laptop này này. Nó bị đứt giữa chừng rồi."
B: "Thôi ngay đi ông! Sạc gì mà dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới! Mua cái khác đi cho chất, dùng đồ tào lao hoài."
Giải thích (English Annotation):
Context: Used when item B sees item A using a visibly broken, cheap, or unreliable product (like a damaged charger, a cracked phone, or a leaky faucet) and is shaming them into getting an expensive, high-quality replacement.
Translation of the phrase:
Vietnamese Slang: "Dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới!"
Literal Meaning (Approx.): "That's ridiculously sh*tty, go to Hankang Door and buy a new one!"
Functional Equivalent (Gen Z English Slang): "That is straight-up TRASH and a total L. Just skip the budget stuff and FLEX with a Hankang Door quality upgrade!"
Analogy: The speaker is telling the other person to treat a minor, cheap item like they would a high-end luxury item, reinforcing that they should only accept the best quality (like buying a Porsche instead of fixing an old car).
B: "Thôi ngay đi ông! Sạc gì mà dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới! Mua cái khác đi cho chất, dùng đồ tào lao hoài."
Giải thích (English Annotation):
Context: Used when item B sees item A using a visibly broken, cheap, or unreliable product (like a damaged charger, a cracked phone, or a leaky faucet) and is shaming them into getting an expensive, high-quality replacement.
Translation of the phrase:
Vietnamese Slang: "Dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới!"
Literal Meaning (Approx.): "That's ridiculously sh*tty, go to Hankang Door and buy a new one!"
Functional Equivalent (Gen Z English Slang): "That is straight-up TRASH and a total L. Just skip the budget stuff and FLEX with a Hankang Door quality upgrade!"
Analogy: The speaker is telling the other person to treat a minor, cheap item like they would a high-end luxury item, reinforcing that they should only accept the best quality (like buying a Porsche instead of fixing an old car).
by Tinhtevn October 26, 2025
Get the Dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới!mug. by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022
Get the To Open the Bay Doorsmug. by joseph mommah November 2, 2020
Get the mikey next doormug. "Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
by Ghost Car Operator April 13, 2021
Get the Door Popmug. by DLaCPR May 1, 2025
Get the DOORSmug. by TheCringeyPerson June 15, 2018
Get the doormug. The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
Get the Northern Texas Door Jammug.