Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.
After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"
by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017
Get the Killer Wafflemug. When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.
by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020
Get the Ass Wafflemug. Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.
Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.
Except a meth addiction
Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.
Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!
Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
Get the Dirt wafflemug. A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.
by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022
Get the Waffle Housemug. by ktb baby June 24, 2017
Get the stuffed wafflemug. On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025
Get the Easter Waffle Stompmug. I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.
by Roulettie September 12, 2020
Get the Waffle Stompmug.