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Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! January 31, 2016

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.

I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.

by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017

Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 26, 2020

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Sausage trap

When your stuck between going
Steady and booty call

Her:love you

You:......luv you to
*puts down phone

Bro:you still seeing that sausage trap.

Didn't you say she was a psycho?

You: yeah but she gives good head.....

by CaucasianAlien October 31, 2016

sausage cuffed

When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.

A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together

B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.

by _poortxby_ March 02, 2021