Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Swift Lick

Mans gonna get a swift lick
by Swift Lick October 14, 2017
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grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics
“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen
by Excabur February 26, 2021
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Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse
"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".
by Sauce_Monkey October 03, 2020
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Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet
(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet
by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022
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Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍
by Qveen Lieah June 25, 2017
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