wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.

by chipbully November 2, 2014

Pirate

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.

Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.

Yar har. I be a Pirate.

by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016

ass pirate

a man who fucks gay guys

ass pirate

stephan lindsay

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

pirates den

A pirates den is what you call a womans vagina after 2 or more men are inside it.

After the party last night me and my bro made maya into a pirates den.

by NodickRick April 24, 2018

a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018

Pirate

One who commits the act or crime of theft.

"Whatch out, this guy is a pirate!"

by djacicc November 19, 2023