Peter has so much potential to be a great person. He has many interests and is charismatic, but at his core he is a con artist, he poses as a sweet guy who cares about social issues and helps his friends so that they buy into his "nice guy" facade when really he is casting a wide net for his victims to fall into. He preys on young women and gaslights them when they call him out on his bad behavior.
He is a loser with deep-seeded family trauma who instead of going to therapy to better himself, decides to continue a pattern of lies and abuse. He is a serial cheater, an emotional abuser, and likely will end up an absent father since he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. He denies his flaws, and though he has lost many friends, he keeps the few he has close by continuing his "Im working on my mental health" facade. He takes 0 accountability for his actions and continues to be self-destructive and dragging others into his mess.
He is a loser with deep-seeded family trauma who instead of going to therapy to better himself, decides to continue a pattern of lies and abuse. He is a serial cheater, an emotional abuser, and likely will end up an absent father since he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. He denies his flaws, and though he has lost many friends, he keeps the few he has close by continuing his "Im working on my mental health" facade. He takes 0 accountability for his actions and continues to be self-destructive and dragging others into his mess.
Guy 1: Peter is such a sicko, he's playing a cruel game.
Guy 2: You can't win a game if no one else knows you're playing. Otherwise he'd be a sore loser.
Guy 2: You can't win a game if no one else knows you're playing. Otherwise he'd be a sore loser.
by megawoman2510 November 23, 2021
Peter, a name that rolls off the tongue
A name that's been carried, since time begun
From Peter the Great, to Peter Pan
A name that's inspired, since the world began
With eyes like the sky, and a heart full of gold
Peter's a friend, that never grows old
A smile that brightens, a laugh that's contagious
A spirit that's free, and never outrageous
He's a dreamer, a doer, a man of his word
A listener, a helper, a voice that's heard
With a love for life, and a thirst for adventure
Peter's a force, that we can't help but treasure
For in his eyes, we see a world of wonder
A world full of magic, that we can all ponder
And though his name may be common, it's unique in his way
For Peter's a man, who brightens our day
So here's to Peter, a name that we'll always know
A name that's brought us joy, wherever we go
For in his spirit, we find a light
A reminder that life, is worth the fight.
A name that's been carried, since time begun
From Peter the Great, to Peter Pan
A name that's inspired, since the world began
With eyes like the sky, and a heart full of gold
Peter's a friend, that never grows old
A smile that brightens, a laugh that's contagious
A spirit that's free, and never outrageous
He's a dreamer, a doer, a man of his word
A listener, a helper, a voice that's heard
With a love for life, and a thirst for adventure
Peter's a force, that we can't help but treasure
For in his eyes, we see a world of wonder
A world full of magic, that we can all ponder
And though his name may be common, it's unique in his way
For Peter's a man, who brightens our day
So here's to Peter, a name that we'll always know
A name that's brought us joy, wherever we go
For in his spirit, we find a light
A reminder that life, is worth the fight.
Peter laughed, slightly smirked giving a sense that he knew. But he wouldn’t tell because real friends like him believe in a much larger world
by Tyler zzz June 25, 2023
by Pwot August 14, 2025
A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.
by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018
by G44_ March 24, 2021
A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
The type of guy who makes the first move, only to leave you hanging, constantly making you question whether you're actually together or just caught in his confusing game. He’s the average white guy with decent humor and a decent personality—nothing too remarkable, but he definitely needs someone who can match his energy. Peter has that lowkey "gay" vibe but is still cute and nice enough to make you think twice. He’s sweet, and in fact, he was probably your first for a lot of things—like the first person to ever give you flowers, which, honestly, was so cute. He gets along with your family like he's already part of it, which can be endearing. But here’s the catch: he’s an expert at acting, and not in the good way. Under all the charm, he’s still hung up on his past relationship, and you’ll realize that he's not quite over it, even if he tries to play it cool. He's sweet, but when he's desperate or confused, he can get a little mean and defensive, claiming it’s just him being nervous and nonchalant. All of this makes you think, "I like you back, Peter," but let’s be real, your constant simping over a girl group? Huge ick. It’s a turn-off that’s hard to ignore.
Honestly, Peter’s got me so confused. He’ll be all sweet, giving me flowers, but then I catch him posting those cryptic Instagram notes about his ex. Like, dude, just admit you're not over it already. And don't even get me started on his gyatt—how does a guy with a butt like that leave me hanging?
by Maufel February 19, 2025